Wednesday 23 May 2007

Talking to plants

Hatfield Girl has given me an idea, which I'm going to post right away, before I have time to forget it!

She is going to photograph her plants and vegetables and hopefully post the results.

The first joke I ever remember about getting close to nature, was a Rowan Atkinson and Pamela Stevenson sketch: -

Rowan - (leaning out of a window and bellowing) 'Why don't you just grow up, you bastards'!

Pamela - 'What's wrong dear'?

Rowan - (normal voice) 'Oh, nothing... just talking to the plants'!

Ho Ho Ho...

What on earth can you say to a tomato eh? How do you sing to a lettuce? What does a radish know about life on Mars?

2 comments:

Sen. C.R.O'Blene said...

Of course, D.C.Warmington has been posting on the subject for several days, sorry not to mention that Mr W.!

Electro-Kevin said...

Prince Charles talks to plants. They're the only things that'll listen to him.