Hatfield Girl has given me an idea, which I'm going to post right away, before I have time to forget it!
She is going to photograph her plants and vegetables and hopefully post the results.
The first joke I ever remember about getting close to nature, was a Rowan Atkinson and Pamela Stevenson sketch: -
Rowan - (leaning out of a window and bellowing) 'Why don't you just grow up, you bastards'!
Pamela - 'What's wrong dear'?
Rowan - (normal voice) 'Oh, nothing... just talking to the plants'!
Ho Ho Ho...
What on earth can you say to a tomato eh? How do you sing to a lettuce? What does a radish know about life on Mars?