Thursday, 15 November 2007

Lighten up now...

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning"!

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that"? asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push"! he answers.
"Did you help him"? she asks.
"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring with rain outside"!
His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him,and you should be ashamed of yourself"!

The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there"?
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push"? calls out the husband.
"Yes! Please"! comes the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you"? asks the husband.
"Over here.... on the swing"! replies the drunk....


Daisy said...

lol...thank you made me smile...and choke a little on my

Tuscan Tony said...

Excellent scrobs, this is winging its way across the ether to Surrey to cheer up my ancient and crusty pater.

Old BE said...


Trubes said...

Scrobs, that is funny, Darling Trubes and I had a good chuckle. xxx

Trubes said...
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fuchsia groan said...

Very funny, my other half liked it too.

Electro-Kevin said...

Guy goes to the doctor with an apple pie stuck up his bum.

Doctor, "You can have some cream for that."