Saturday 13 January 2024

Log on, then log on again...


Since October last year - in fact also during the winter of 2022/3, Scrobs has been amassing a huge woodpile for the open fire at The Turrets! These logs are essential to counteract the ridiculous scare-scam about global grilling, as it gets quite cold in the living room at this time of year!

Over several years, logs have cost up to £100.00 a load, which is about nine or ten barrow loads. We've usually had them from a friend, who is a tree surgeon, and also a trader in these barn-stored pieces around this time of year, and they are a joy to burn! The norm has been two or three loads each season.

But for the last two winters, The Turrets has had the benefit of the generosity of another chum, who lives not far from here. He has been steadily upgrading his (already) large home, and clearing a sizeable estate of failing yew and beech trees, which were in a parlous condition. The trees have been cut to suit an open fire, and have been stored in those big square bags under tarpaulins. There must have been an original pile of about thirty of these bags - and he'd just decided to get rid of his log-burner!

So, even after my friend had placed an advert in the local rag for 'Free Firewood', amazingly, only one man noticed it, and called round! He was duly rewarded with as much as he could carry in his new BMW, and for some reason, he also decided to drive into a telegraph pole, but that wasn't planned at all!

So these piles of wood remained untouched for two or three years!

Scrobs was walking Lily the hound one morning, and bumped into our arboreal philanthropist, who realised that Scrobs did indeed have an open fire, and would I like to avail myself of a few loads! Well, the answer could be nothing but a hasty 'Yes Please'!

So, there have been twenty-odd journeys in the Golf, (duly protected with a huge dust sheet), and a resulting load during each visit of around a dozen to fifteen, full plastic bags for the woodshed! It is a labour of love, as each bag would have cost a few quid in Tesco, and probably a bit less from our normal supplier, but Hellfire, what is two hours of hard labour when there's a saving of about £70.00 a pop!

So it's a public 'Thank you', Darren! I hope our return gifts each Christmas have maintained the time-honoured matter of some sort of alcoholic recognition of such generosity, and we're very grateful to see such a huge saving on our heating bills!

 

5 comments:

A K Haart said...

Sounds like a real winter bonus. We have to buy most of our wood apart from a small amount from the garden. Kiln dried and burns well though.

James Higham said...

A log makes a nice gift … a bit of yesteryear I believe.

Scrobs. said...

It really is AK! I even picked up another Golf-load yesterday, as the word has at last got around that it's a free gift to anyone, and I'd noticed someone else there...

I agree that kiln-dried is the best, but I also found out yesterday, that the stuff I was taking was about six years old, under a non-leaking tarpaulin and is as dry as a bone!

Scrobs. said...

Too right, James!

There are also quite a few pallets drying out from the building work, and that makes for a happy day with the electric saw!

The goons who believe the globule worming scams must be turning in their duvets as all this delightful woodsmoke permeates their dreary lives...

Thud said...

Beech...my fav wood for fire and pizza oven.