Scroblene...: What's in a gnome...

Thursday, 21 September 2017

What's in a gnome...

Apparently the most important survey of kids' names has just been published at great expense.

Top of the list is Olivia and Oliver.

So that's settled then...

I'd like to suggest some more enlightened names: -

Helium Balloon
Moisture
Garment
Venezuela (for chavs)
De Frag
Plunger
Pisspot
Dimbleby
Belfast-Cinq
Molestrangler

So there you have it folks; please add your preferred names to the list, but no too many rock-ape, chav names please, they're all different/stupid anyway...

9 comments:

rvi said...: Triggered
Snowflake
Popit; 21 September 2017 at 14:51
A K Haart said...: Offenda
Faffy
Phoney
Tweety
Bimbo
Genda
Flipper
Dole
Gizza
Apple; 21 September 2017 at 19:48
Thud said...: you got my middle name on the list....which one?; 21 September 2017 at 21:06
Scrobs. said...: Shurely not 'Plunger' Thud!

Whoaaaaa...; 22 September 2017 at 20:50
Scrobs. said...: Reevers, three heads and four handles for Trigger's broom?

Ok...; 22 September 2017 at 20:51
Scrobs. said...: 'Genda' takes the biscuit, or perhaps the sliced crusty extra-thin baguette, Mr H...

Let's hope Thud doesn't see it!; 22 September 2017 at 20:53
Anonymous said...: How dare you sir! Dame Celia Molestrangler is a well respected name.

Binky; 30 September 2017 at 20:48
Sen. C.R.O'Blene said...: Binky!

Is that really you?

How long is it now...?; 7 October 2017 at 06:04
Goosegirl said...: Euphonium (your parents were brassed-off)
Blog (you like chatting but only in Italian)
Idunno (this cons people into thinking you're an idiot which can be rather useful on certain occasions like - er - dunno!); 22 October 2017 at 14:53