Whahooooooo...

This is the time of year when we all sneeze!

Chemists, alchemists, doctors and the rest of the crowd will tell you that it is normal, but Kleenex just get everywhere these days!

Thank goodness for open fires, a new Brexit next month, and Spring on the heels of a chilly winter!

Cheese it must be - proven fact...

The moon...

And you can be sure that Scrobs will see it, as JRT will want to go out in the dead of night, widdle, sniff, then bark at something...

Charivaria...

Random thoughts

 
* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

 * Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned? 

* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?  

* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? 

* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? 

* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? 

* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.  

* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. 

* The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims". 

* Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. 

* 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

* If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

 * If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than
there were before.

* 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday. If we are alive then, we'll just call it "2's
Day." 

New Year, New Colour, New Great Britain in about 85 days...

And about time too!

To celebrate our imminent exit from the disastrous EU, Scrobs has decreed that the colours of the posts, the layout etc, will change to reflect a little brown for Brexit, a smattering of other colours to welcome chums from elsewhere, a little green somewhere because I like Irish and Welsh people as well, and a subtle change from the italics because they get on my nerves - even though my handwriting (if that's what a spidery, illegible scrawl is called), is in that category, and would look similar in real life!

2019!

It'll be a fabulous year!

I sincerely hope it will be the same, or even better for all my chums out there and here!