Thursday, 21 September 2017

What's in a gnome...

Apparently the most important survey of kids' names has just been published at great expense.

Top of the list is Olivia and Oliver.

So that's settled then...

I'd like to suggest some more enlightened names: -


  1. Helium Balloon
  2. Moisture
  3. Garment
  4. Venezuela (for chavs)
  5. De Frag
  6. Plunger
  7. Pisspot
  8. Dimbleby
  9. Belfast-Cinq
  10. Molestrangler
So there you have it folks; please add your preferred names to the list, but no too many rock-ape, chav names please, they're all different/stupid anyway...
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9 comments:

  1. rvi21 September 2017 at 14:51

    Triggered
    Snowflake
    Popit

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  2. A K Haart21 September 2017 at 19:48

    Offenda
    Faffy
    Phoney
    Tweety
    Bimbo
    Genda
    Flipper
    Dole
    Gizza
    Apple

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  3. Thud21 September 2017 at 21:06

    you got my middle name on the list....which one?

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  4. Scrobs.22 September 2017 at 20:50

    Shurely not 'Plunger' Thud!

    Whoaaaaa...

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  5. Scrobs.22 September 2017 at 20:51

    Reevers, three heads and four handles for Trigger's broom?

    Ok...

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  6. Scrobs.22 September 2017 at 20:53

    'Genda' takes the biscuit, or perhaps the sliced crusty extra-thin baguette, Mr H...

    Let's hope Thud doesn't see it!

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  7. Anonymous30 September 2017 at 20:48

    How dare you sir! Dame Celia Molestrangler is a well respected name.

    Binky

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  8. Sen. C.R.O'Blene7 October 2017 at 06:04

    Binky!

    Is that really you?

    How long is it now...?

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  9. Goosegirl22 October 2017 at 14:53

    Euphonium (your parents were brassed-off)
    Blog (you like chatting but only in Italian)
    Idunno (this cons people into thinking you're an idiot which can be rather useful on certain occasions like - er - dunno!)

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