Monday, 12 April 2010
Vote for the Gun and Four Bullets Party...
Senior Health Care Solution
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 60 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 Senior Government Officials. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!
New teeth? No problem - and free!
Need glasses? Great, and free!
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax anymore.
Remember - vote G 4 P!