Monday, 26 June 2017

Plain Australian speak - what else...


The importance of accuracy in your tax return:
The Australian Tax Office has returned the Tax Return to a man in Townsville after he apparently answered one of the questions.
In response to the question, “Do you have anyone dependent on you?”
The man wrote:
2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crackheads,
4.4 million unemployable scroungers,
80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons,
450 idiots in Parliament,
thousands of ‘retired politicians’
and an entire group that call themselves ‘Senators’!
The ATO stated that the response he gave was “unacceptable”.
The man’s response back to ATO was, “Who did I leave out?”
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Aussie rules - yup!

5 comments:

A K Haart said...

To be fair, there could be a certain amount of double-counting here. For example some of the 450 idiots in Parliament could also be crackheads.

Michael said...

Now that is a very valid point, Mr H, and allow me to take it further...

The 450 idiots could also include a large majority of scroungers on bloated expenses, and like some of our awful politicians have been in chokey as well!

rvi said...

If you remember???

cox at me

Michael said...

Excellent clue that one, Reevers!

Electro-Kevin said...

The same applies here !