Occasional pokes at politicians, lots of mentions for good chums and family, more fun than seriousness and tinctures for all...
Monday, 26 June 2017
Plain Australian speak - what else...
The importance of accuracy in your tax return:
The Australian Tax Office has returned the Tax Return to a man in Townsville after he apparently answered one of the questions.
In response to the question, “Do you have anyone dependent on you?”
The man wrote: 2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, 450 idiots in Parliament, thousands of ‘retired politicians’ and an entire group that call themselves ‘Senators’!
The ATO stated that the response he gave was “unacceptable”.
The man’s response back to ATO was, “Who did I leave out?”