I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
A doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around our house to see things that I had started and hadn't finished.
So far, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.
An telum, u blody luvum !