Saturday, 4 August 2012

Too true...



I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
A doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around our house to see things that I had started and hadn't finished.
So far, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.
An telum, u blody luvum !

5 comments:

lilith said...

hahaha x

Scrobs... said...

You've gotta believe it Lady...!

rvi said...

You have been drowning your sorrows watching the Team GB football team, haven't you? Or, perhaps, celebrating the capture of all these Great (and mainly hideously white) British Limpick medallions?

Have you any idea what the blogger equivalent of "jober as a sudge"is?

Scrobs... said...

Wouldn't have bothered with the football Reevers, but for the first time we were rivetted to the box yesterday evening, it was all so exciting!

The girls and boys have done so well!

(Mrs S has just commented that the footballers could learn to kick penalties instead of pissing about...)

Anonymous said...

ROFL!

I finished off a bottle of Merlot :-)

Said Pip