Wednesday, 30 June 2010
Politicians on a roll...
The new coalition government has already started to save money by axing unimportant nonentities around Whitehall, who are getting paid for doing very little.
Scrobinterpolizeistazisnoophurt (the investigative and punitive branch of the Turrets Knitting Circle), has found that five ministries have been joined to form a smaller, more accountable administrative group to do the bits that thousands of Nulab wasters were so useless on.
They have screwed together the Culture, Health, Industry, Transport, Sport Ministries to form The Ministry of CHITS, (not to be confused with the grubby little pieces of paper originally used to 'claim' bogus and fraudulent expenses), and which has a new Head.
He is now known as the Head Skate, (borrowed from the old army term for a lazy, incompetent, duplicitous lag, who avoids work at all costs), to remind the citizens of UK Inc, that there used to be millions of these people paid by Nulab to ruin this country at all costs.
Here is the Head Skate arriving for 'work' on his first day, trying to avoid all the rubbish left over from the last thirteen years..