Wednesday, 10 March 2010
New security in its simplest form...
Mr Elias Sagtrouser has installed a new scanner at the entrance to his yard. This will identify anyone carrying explosives in the simplest way imaginable!
It is a small booth (actually, an old shower cubicle left over from a redundant site originally sold on by Quentin ffoxley-Cabbage), and the customer enters through the folding glass door.
If the visitor is carrying explosives, the special piece of kit on the wall triggers a blast of 50,000 volts, which immediately explodes the said visitor, and vapourises him or her to total oblivion.
Funnily enough, Mr Sagtrouser has no worries about anyone getting into his establishment and blowing theselves up!
Sometimes I think this man should be in charge of national security, but he's too smart for that, and also has to work for a living.