One of the benefits of having 'Blogger' tell you that you are suddenly 'Spam', and you can't get on to your own blog, is that after initial panic, you have to start to unravel the problem.
While wondering about this today, I went to my work PC, and somehow got onto all the jokes I get sent from various lunatics and friends...
I thought I'd lost this one, but here it is... Turn up the sound of course!
Update...Blogger apologised profusely; so that's one less problem with Mrs S's PC, which seems to have taken on a life of it's own...
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That is fantastic. Have sent it to Elby's son, whose cat behaves just like that!
Thanks Lils...
It really gets my goat when the PC plays up, and also such a coincidence that I found this gem after trashing everything internet that I had and making up new names for all the bastards who were charging us for such crap service...
This still makes me laugh out loud, and I hope Elby's son feels the same - we used to!
This video is not available right now...
The idle dog knows that he holds a pass only for the ground floor. He is also blessed with long-distance tanks, so there is no nonsense on lie-in days. When he gets his biscuit at bed-time, that's it for a good 10 hours. That dog knows how to sleep.
This has reminded me of the very low opinion I have of housecats.
Ha Ha Scrobs: That's our cat to a Tee. She does sleep about 18 hrs.per day though, goes to bed the same time as us and wakes DT at 7am each morning for her breakfast.
I've not seen her with a baseball bat....yet!
Di.xx
Mutters...Shurely your paw can click on this little arrow...
Idlers - you clearly are Master in your household. I bet Idle Estates continually echos with incessant barking, and that's just the adults...;0)
Trubes - DT gets the same as I used to, (if you see what I mean...), but now JRT stays strictly downstairs at night, otherwise as we'd be plagued with continual licking, snoring, woofing, growling, defending and general 'wanting to get as close as possible without actually becoming emotionally involved'...
Also, the licking occasionally requires much serious hand-washing afterwards, as you should see what she sniffed at, picked up and ate in the churchyard this morning...
Yuccch...
My cat behaves similarly.
In the kitchen he's suicidal - around your legs all the time.
After nearly fourteen years of ownership, our Westie has now successfully trained both of us to pander to his every whim and desire.
We gave up arguing with him a long time ago...
We're always nervous that JRT is right under our feet while we have a huge kitchen knife chopping in all directions Elecs!
It only takes one slip on the chopping board, and it would hurt that...
Lakes; you've just reminded me of when some comedian (who I think sadly died young), used to have an arm puppet of a dog, rather like Emu, (he's dead too...used to live round here), and this dog and Dennis Spicer I think his name was, used to argue and shout/bark at each other for ages.
They really were very funny.
I also went to an evening once with a similar bloke who had a similar bear called 'Bollocks the Bear', and he was much cruder, but of course very funny as well.
So perhaps your Westie knows these animals...
ps. JRT barks at insects, and tells us where they are in the house so we can eject/tread on them...
I think the person you're thinking of is Bob Carolgees with Spit the Dog.
He used to have a record shop in Gateacre Brow, Liverpool, that I bought my records from.
A very nice chap - and still alive!
Lakes! Marvellous - both Daughts and Mrs S will recall that one!
Sadly, (ever so sadly...), Google came up with this answer for me, which explains everything...
"All that we could offer in return, having spent the previous evening in the company of the ventriloquist and entertainer Roger de Courcey, was that Nooky Bear was originally called Bollocks Bear."
The only joke I can remember (this was in the eighties - and late at night), was R de C asking this bear to name four animals from Africa.
'Three lions and a giraffe' replied the rude little bear...
Nice cartoon, reminds me of our mad ginger tom now banished to downstairs,he kept biting my toes when iam in bed he still has one problem you are allowed to stroke him 2 or three times then his unzips his claws or clamps the side of your hand in his mouth.
i hate those pc games...and blogger games...annoying as all get out!
...and this one made me weep I larfed so much!
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