Thursday 21 September 2017

What's in a gnome...

Apparently the most important survey of kids' names has just been published at great expense.

Top of the list is Olivia and Oliver.

So that's settled then...

I'd like to suggest some more enlightened names: -


  1. Helium Balloon
  2. Moisture
  3. Garment
  4. Venezuela (for chavs)
  5. De Frag
  6. Plunger
  7. Pisspot
  8. Dimbleby
  9. Belfast-Cinq
  10. Molestrangler
So there you have it folks; please add your preferred names to the list, but no too many rock-ape, chav names please, they're all different/stupid anyway...

9 comments:

rvi said...

Triggered
Snowflake
Popit

A K Haart said...

Offenda
Faffy
Phoney
Tweety
Bimbo
Genda
Flipper
Dole
Gizza
Apple

Thud said...

you got my middle name on the list....which one?

Scrobs. said...

Shurely not 'Plunger' Thud!

Whoaaaaa...

Scrobs. said...

Reevers, three heads and four handles for Trigger's broom?

Ok...

Scrobs. said...

'Genda' takes the biscuit, or perhaps the sliced crusty extra-thin baguette, Mr H...

Let's hope Thud doesn't see it!

Anonymous said...

How dare you sir! Dame Celia Molestrangler is a well respected name.

Binky

Sen. C.R.O'Blene said...

Binky!

Is that really you?

How long is it now...?

Goosegirl said...

Euphonium (your parents were brassed-off)
Blog (you like chatting but only in Italian)
Idunno (this cons people into thinking you're an idiot which can be rather useful on certain occasions like - er - dunno!)