Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Bookface yarn...

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same Facebook principles. 

Therefore, every day I go out on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, of me gardening and spending time cleaning my car. I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them. 


It works! I already have 3 persons following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.

9 comments:

lilith said...

Hahahahaaaaaa!

rvi said...

Two police officers and a trick cyclist??

Goodness me! That is already more than the [alleged] number of readers of these comments (Copyright "Going Postal" - or that other place that nobody visits anymore).

May I suggest you offer these passers-by fried bananas or curry puffs, a sure way to make friends and get a crowd gathering (in these parts anyway!)

A K Haart said...

On the second day of Christmas,
My Facebook sent to me
Two big coppers
And a shrink to follow me.

What will the third day bring?

Michael said...

It's gone up to four now, a local 'Darwin' has also started mooching around...

Michael said...

Fried bananas, Reevers? Never tried those!

I'm just looking at freezing garlic at the moment, does that do the job as well?

Michael said...

Thereby stands the question, Mr H!

Luckily I got out of the real Bookface before it became impossible to do so, like it is now on LinkedIn!

Anonymous said...

Well I wouldn't like to see a pal go hungry, so try this which tells you how to caramelise them (goes lovely with a bit of ice cream!).

You can also just peel, cut, dip in a basic batter (as you would for fish), then fry until crispy.

Bon apetit!

rvi said...

Sorry, that anon above was me. Don't know why the name did not appear...

Sen. C.R.O'Blene said...

Sounds excellent, especially as I'm permanently on a fruit diet...

;0)