Thursday, 27 August 2015

Chips with everything...

Very shortly it will become compulsory for senior citizens to carry not only their ID,
but also their insurance documents, their prescription list, a compact version of their
medical file, the statement declaring if they want to be resuscitated after a heart attack, or stroke etc!
Consequently, a lot of paperwork will have to be carried when a senior citizen goes out the front door, or when they travel anywhere!
Specifically for this purpose, a special "Senior USB Stick" has been developed.




6 comments:

A K Haart said...

Technology to drool over.

Michael said...

Ha ha ha, Mr H!

Can you imagine the result of a a huge sneeze too...? Your whole life would be out there before you...

rvi said...

Very clever..

InciDENTALly, what will happen to the data when these dentures are dropped into the glass of water (or whatever it is that is used to clean them)on the bedside table overnight? This idea might be a total washout...


{Exit left carrying coat..}

Weekend Yachtsman said...

Eeewwww

Michael said...

Reevers, they're waterproof, please see the label!

Paaaaah, just because they're on Ebay, you'd think that someone would know, wouldn't you..;9)

Michael said...

Yo, WY!

(Shortest comment on Scrobs ever, so a chocolate mouse is winging its way to your penthouse apartment, Mr Y)!

(BTW, is that really your lovely lady? Phwoarrrrrr.)!