Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Plebgate...


Sodden Prickney Parish Council Offices.


Incident at side door, at last week’s Council Meeting.

  Dramatis Personae:

  Cynthia Molestrangler (Parish Clerk)
  Sid Nobbage: (Office cleaner)


Cynthia Molestrangler : - ”Good evening Sid, can I leave my shopping trolley here please?”

Sid Nobbage : - “Sorry to say, Miss Molestrangler, that there’s no room for it here, I’ll put it round in the kitchen for you, it’ll be nice and dry there! I’ll keep an eye on it for you, and bring it round for you after the meeting!”

Cynthia Molestrangler : - “P**s off, you f*****g jumped up b****y b*****d, s**tbag, uneducated little bald-headed c**t! I want to f*****g leave it here, and I’m f*****g well going to f*****g leave the f***er here, whether you f*****g well like it or f*****g not!”

(Pause)

Sid Nobbage : - “D’you want to come back to my place later, I love it when you talk dirty”!

(Pause)

Cynthia Molestrangler : - “Yeah, alright”!

12 comments:

Philipa said...

Ha ha. At last I can laugh. I'll post something on my blog to explain but for other readers it's a parking fine of over £100. I did feel like swearing.

Lucien Modo said...

I've always got my eye on you boy.

Thud said...

Yet another little bit of joy courtesy of Scrobs.

Scrobs... said...

Aw Pips, I just hoot when that silly twat from the Beeb tries to wangle a story out of another twat trying to avoid it!

They really should get real about making GB better.

Scrobs... said...

Mr Modo! The KING!

When are you going to become a regular, and I don't mean buying all sorts of bran flake substances...!

Scrobs... said...

They're all losers Thudders, just like you're a builder - not a failing twonk!

Trubes said...

Marvellous stuff Scrobs...Your once leggy pal is back...I'm heartily sick of Beeb twatos making up stories about nothing...Latest wheeze is the silly old tart, riding a ladies bicycle, out of Downing Street...
For God's sake man...
Get thee self a Penny Farthing, then you may cause a stir. you dolt!
Hello Scrobs darlink...your fav lady blogger is back... Hope all is well at the Turrets, there is a resume` of Trubie doo's year on my site...lol Di..xx

Scrobs... said...

Trubidoos!

Lovely to see your name back in lights again, Legs an' all too!

Yes, the man is a liability isn't he, but most of them are...

rvi said...

Dear Editor,

We/they can send a man to the moon and back safely and directly sans detours or U-turns, but we/they can't design a supermarket trolley that runs in straight lines. I freely confess that the sort of language depicted in the article may be heard - but usually only under my breath - quite regularly when I am trying to navigate my laden trolley back through the car park to where I left my car. I blame the politicians myself.

Yours sincerely

Effy Noutrageous (Ms)
52 Acacia Buildings
Fubcork Road
Tunbridge

Scrobs... said...

It gets like that in local politics round 'ere Reevers, they're all pretty low on mental agility I'm afraid, but as nobody takes much notice of them, and let's the fiddle and fart away as they want, the status quo is achieved with very little effort!

Electro-Kevin said...

Andrew Mitchell - not.

Scrobs... said...

Oh yes, Elecs!

Shades of a pre-Nulab-conference-aside yarn there...