How many black labradors does it take to change a light bulb?
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H/T Hamstergbert
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's not about them, tell me how you feel about the lightbulb?
How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Biscuit.
How many Greek Gods does it take to change a light bulb ?
Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
How many psycho-analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the bulb has got to want to change.
How many visiting Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: One to change the bulb, and one to tell everyone listening that the US of A make the best goddamn lightulbs in the whole world.
How many musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Whoa, is it like, dark in here, man?
How many socialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fuck off, FASCIST! All property is theft.
How many students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they put a coat on and open the fridge door.
And finally..
How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but I don't know how the hell they got in there.
WV = supehot
And Pips: -
How many surrealists to change a light bulb?
Seven to write a monologue to the Goddess Tharg, and eighteen to fill a large galvanised bath with six inch nails...
Where's Elecs' comment gone...?
Dunno, Scrobs. Maybe Kev responded to me then changed his mind? I'd like to know what the joke is though, I'm sure many people would find it hilariously funny.
I laughed like a drain to yours, Scrobs :-D
He said something like 'work ethics in black labradors differ from those in beige ones' Pips!
Quite a thoughtful post actually!
Mine came from a gardening blog site, where there's one particular guy who just made me hoot at this!
I had regrets, Scrobs.
It was a bit naughty in this day and age.
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