Saturday, 4 December 2010

Nick Drew's challenge - glove accepted, the 'spike' rears it's head...

A few years ago, The Grafas Fruning Graplecard (for it may have been he), awoke early one morning alone in the bedroom of his stately home.

Things were different, and a pleasurable warmth permeated the bedchamber.

He had surprised himself...!

The Grafas rang for his butler immediately, "Lickbottom", he called excitedly, "I find I have an erection"!

"Oh congratulations Your Grafasness, shall I fetch the Lady Grafess"?

"Good God no - dammit man, fetch a blanket and bring round the Rolls immediately, this is a London job"!

(With sincere apologies to all family and friends, and any other ladies (maybe chaps of a groaning disposition) who may have heard this before. It was told to me by one of my oldest friends, on several occasions back in the 'sixties... many times in fact, on most Fridays, Saturdays, occasionally Sundays and the odd week when we were water skiing in Spain or Italy, or playing rugby in Bexhill. Ron, you were a star then, and this yarn is dedicated to you, wherever you are...)

6 comments:

Philipa said...

Hi Scrobs *waves* sorry I've been hiding behind the curtains, I'm just catching up.

Nick Drew said...

looks like you need to try again, Scrobs ...

Scrobs... said...

Morning Pips!

Good of you to call by, and don't worry about the curtains; we can see your feet...!

;0)

Scrobs... said...

Nick, there is really a problem here!

BP said yesterday evening, that when he calls by and reads the posts, he feels as though he's poking his nose into something private!

Perhaps it is, but shuuuurelyyy a joke like Ron's (see post), is worth an airing every twenty-five years?

Nick Drew said...

Ron's is a fine joke, but we are getting distracted from the serious business of generating some traffic for you

pay attention Scrobs and I shall mark your card

a certain former MP of my acquaintance was wont to say: you can always get into the headlines if you are willing to take down your trousers in public (then again, he lost his seat to the LibDems in May...)

now, to judge from sitemeter, bollock naked in snowdrift more or less fits the bill

but ND's challenge - glove accepted ... does not

come on man, loosen that belt & go for it !

Scrobs... said...

You're quite right Nick, I'm in a doldrum of inventiveness, so will resort to the only way out of the maze.

Start a competition...

(Unless you've seen the La Senza clip that is., that may raise a few laughs...or smiles...)