Sunday, 8 February 2009

Pecker on the loose...

'You'll have to chop out those old columns', said the site foreman, Duncan Disorderly, 'They're in the way...

'There's no way I'm going up there with a bloody pickaxe and anyway, we don't have a long ladder since we ran out of wood for the stove', said Pat, beginning to feel slightly worried, and nervously scratching his trousers.

'Then use the sodding crane Pat, it's sitting there doing bugger all'!

'Oh sod it, alright, but keep the elfun safety blokes away for a couple of hours', said Pat...

9 comments:

lilith said...

Elby sez he'd want extra pay to do that...Are they in Spain?

Philipa said...

Why on earth are they doing that?

rvi said...

Clearly a high flying exec...

Scrobs said...

Could be Spain Lils - it is a long way up though...

Scrobs said...

Pips, presumably because they can't just drop the columns where they stand.

Did you ever see Fred Dibnah dismantling chimneys?

Scrobs said...

Reevers - swinging too I bet...

Scrobs said...

Pips, you need to embiggen the pic to see the pecker whacking lumps off the concrete...

Philipa said...
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Philipa said...

Comment too long again huh? I know.