Sunday, 25 May 2025

The new resurgents...




There is an increasing awareness that a resurgent race of long-forgotten humans has re-emerged. Recent research by a non-government independent group (i.e. unbiased) has discovered that the re-surfacing of the little-known sub-race, 'The Oldians', is becoming more prominent, owing to disgust at a peculiar 'governing' group of sub-sub aliens, the Raynians and the Starmians. 

The revulsion displayed by 'The Oldians', is becoming reported more and more by normal news outlets, which don't include the BBC, or their house magazine, the Grauniad!

'Oldians' are mainly retired gentlefolk, whose parents fought in WW2, and grew up having very little in spare cash to give away to new sub-races, and much of the frugality and common sense experienced by these previous 'Evenoldians', has been passed down through a decent family life-style, and concomitant moral integrity to the current 'Oldian' group!

Such is the disgust by 'Oldians' at the profligacy of the 'Starmians', the 'Raynians', and also a sole, rather lonely 'Reevesian', which manages the stationary, that the process of standing up on their hind legs and making a great racket is becoming more noticeable!

There's possibly a hidden programme of complete obliteration of 'Oldians' by 2029, and this is now recognised as a syndrome of much unpleasantness, envy and sheer unwelcoming, but which, with the goodwill of 'The Currentians', will ensure that such a sub-race will re-emerge yet again, and the country will be governed correctly by another recently discovered race, 'The Reformians'!

4 comments:

  1. Ha ha, very good, but the Reevesian has the support of Unions and may be undermining the Starmians and Raynians by preparing for an invasion with the great Reevesian battle cry "Shurrup".

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  2. Lovely to see The Mekon. Welcome back you original and best SF villain. The one all subsequents used as a model.

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  3. We're really in the poop, AK, and the Reevesians and Starmians haven't a clue what to do with their failures...

    I fear the black market will rise and rise pretty soon!

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  4. I used to have nightmares about The Mekon, Doons! Dan Dare was a favourite read, after my dad had perused the whole magazine before I had a chance to look at it!

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