The 'old April'...

One of life's mysteries was solved this week!

In 'Only fools and horses', there's a scene where Delboy mentions 'The old April was pouting like a goodun'! 

There were many queries from TV watchers, puzzled looks from national figures, questions in the house, and a NATO operation to investigate the issue!

Scrobs had to diligently search for - oooh - several seconds to get the answer!

• Arse
• Bottle and glass
• Bottle
• Aristotle
• Aris
• April in Paris
• April!

So all those mis-spent seconds have revealed yet another fact to embellish these columns by another glorious result!