There was uproar at the Council meeting of Sodden Prickney Village Conurbation last week, when it was realised that the annual Christmas tree celebrations had been sadly mismanaged, mainly on account of Ron Groat forgetting to order one from the local grocer, (Miss Newt).
A substitute was found, and is in the middle of being transported to the village hall, where delivery is expected some time in Late January!
The Council send what they can, as best felicitations and goodwill, (except Edwina Baggage, who has been 'at it' since Sunday last), to every member of the community, and hope to have the drainage system in the village hall up and running by the New Year
Charlene Faqdefarno
Ms Emily D'Artagnan-Minge
Senator and Senora O'Blene
Quentin ffoxley-Cabbage
Miss Amelia Newt and her partner, (or was until the disaster was uncovered)…
...Ron Groat
Basil Kalashnikov
Sid Trumpet
PC Lumbersnatch
Ms Billery
Willy Clinchton
Edwin A. Loser
Tone 'Dodger' Tossier
Elias Sagtrouser
Gloriette Sagtrouser
Meccano Sagtrouser
Toniatteline Nibbler
Norman Wibble
Edwina Baggage
Dr. Norbert Iodine
Kyoto Kalashnikov.
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Dr Mayhap-Cuddler, Count Fruning Graplecard and The Beast are absent - sadly...
Merry Christmas to all in Sodden Prickney and let's hope the tree is ready for Easter.
ReplyDeleteThere's a good chance that it's a definite maybe, AK!
ReplyDeleteBy then the brussel sprouts will have been boiling for several months, and may just be ready to serve up!
Happy Christmas to you and all your family!
...and thanks for such a full year of your great posts, I can never keep up..;0)