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Random thoughts

 
* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

 * Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned? 

* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?  

* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? 

* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? 

* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? 

* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.  

* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. 

* The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims". 

* Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. 

* 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

* If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

 * If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than
there were before.

* 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday. If we are alive then, we'll just call it "2's
Day."