Lovely lady chum in our village was chatting with Scrobs a few days ago.
As she is a super chum, we can talk about anything, but her latest words made me fill up just a little bit...
Her Daught has just started at University, and is in Plymouth for the next three years or so. We've chatted on numerous occasions on how she would get there, etc, and now the deed is done. Presumably, my lovely lady chum is feeling several bits down, and so would I, having done that a couple of times myself, luckily with Mrs O'Blene by my side.
The door bell rang at Chum's abode last week, and there, standing bereft, was daught's boyfriend, in tears.
Lovely lady chum had to walk him round the village to calm him down, and explain that Plymouth is only four hours away, and that she may well write and, email, and, and, and...
Sunday, 24 September 2017
Thursday, 21 September 2017
What's in a gnome...
Apparently the most important survey of kids' names has just been published at great expense.
Top of the list is Olivia and Oliver.
So that's settled then...
I'd like to suggest some more enlightened names: -
Top of the list is Olivia and Oliver.
So that's settled then...
I'd like to suggest some more enlightened names: -
- Helium Balloon
- Moisture
- Garment
- Venezuela (for chavs)
- De Frag
- Plunger
- Pisspot
- Dimbleby
- Belfast-Cinq
- Molestrangler
So there you have it folks; please add your preferred names to the list, but no too many rock-ape, chav names please, they're all different/stupid anyway...
Wednesday, 13 September 2017
Conkers...
Just collected about four dozen while walking JRT through the churchyard...
Spiders beware!
Tuesday, 5 September 2017
Lansdown(e) what's in a name...
Mrs O'Blene and I were chatting over a tincture recently, and discovered that the name 'Lansdowne' appears so many times in our short lives, we wondered why!
As well as the original park in Canada, (above) there's a hotel in Brecon, a road in both Bedford and Bury St Edmunds, both in which Mrs O'Blene in her tender years, melted the younger male establishment, and the list goes on...
We have a myriad of Lansdownes in the UK, and undoubtedly abroad as well, but it makes me wonder, if the original old boy just might have had a bicycle to get around...