There was uproar in Poorman-on-Rhine's by-election, when a nobody called something like Susan Oxney became Sodden Prickney ward's elected member for something or other.
The Lob-Dum contender had long campaigned for leaving the GLC's deplorable record on some sort of issue, mainly understood by three members of a sort of committee, mainly at the discretion of Basil Kalashnikov, and also she said that she supported some sort of vote for staying in the EU (they haven't - Ed).
So Ms Sissie Oberon had to talk to a proper person on the wireless, and found that she really didn't want the 'job' after all, and so her son grabbed the microphone and uttered the famous words 'Ok yaaaaah, we're orf down the wine baaaaar, so sucks to you lot, OK'!
This outraged Timmy Flange, who is supposed to be some sort of leader in the little party, he squeaked long and hard at proper people who definitely didn't understand that they were voting for a silly little girl, and not Zonk Silversmith!
But that's politics for you folks!
Who really gives a flying fuck!
We are well rid of Zonk Silversmith but it's a pity the Poorman voters thought a silly little girl might be a sound replacement.
ReplyDeleteZonk's dad had only one mantra:-
ReplyDelete'There's two sorts of money; money and MY money'!
Zonk doesn't have to fear much else as he's a rich idiot, but Ms Oberon will have to be asked such questions like 'What do you want to be when you grow up'?
Such is politics these days, they're mostly thick and silly!
I used to like Poorman until now...
ReplyDeleteG'day Bruce,
I've been out going walkabout with the serfs for a few days and return to find a screenful of meaningless gibberish. I have no idea of what or who you are talking about - but then again, I don't suppose it really matter very much either.
Now, where did I hide the sherry bottle.....
It's OK Reevers. There was an insignificant by-election in Richmond-upon-Thames, and the BBC went into overdrive about it.
ReplyDeleteSadly, the new MP car-crashed her first live interview on LBC, and everyone is still laughing!
Oh, thanks. Unsurprisingly, I missed that earth-shattering announcement. Glad it wasn't desperately important!!
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