Sodden Prickney
Parish Council Offices.
Incident at side
door, at last week’s Council Meeting.
Dramatis
Personae:
Cynthia
Molestrangler (Parish Clerk)
Sid Nobbage:
(Office cleaner)
Cynthia Molestrangler : - ”Good evening Sid, can I leave my
shopping trolley here please?”
Sid Nobbage : - “Sorry to say, Miss Molestrangler, that
there’s no room for it here, I’ll put it round in the kitchen for you, it’ll be
nice and dry there! I’ll keep an eye on it for you, and bring it round for you
after the meeting!”
Cynthia Molestrangler : - “P**s off, you f*****g jumped up
b****y b*****d, s**tbag, uneducated little bald-headed c**t! I want to f*****g
leave it here, and I’m f*****g well going to f*****g leave the f***er here,
whether you f*****g well like it or f*****g not!”
(Pause)
Sid Nobbage : - “D’you want to come back to my place later, I
love it when you talk dirty”!
(Pause)
Ha ha. At last I can laugh. I'll post something on my blog to explain but for other readers it's a parking fine of over £100. I did feel like swearing.
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Yes, the man is a liability isn't he, but most of them are...
Dear Editor,
ReplyDeleteWe/they can send a man to the moon and back safely and directly sans detours or U-turns, but we/they can't design a supermarket trolley that runs in straight lines. I freely confess that the sort of language depicted in the article may be heard - but usually only under my breath - quite regularly when I am trying to navigate my laden trolley back through the car park to where I left my car. I blame the politicians myself.
Yours sincerely
Effy Noutrageous (Ms)
52 Acacia Buildings
Fubcork Road
Tunbridge
It gets like that in local politics round 'ere Reevers, they're all pretty low on mental agility I'm afraid, but as nobody takes much notice of them, and let's the fiddle and fart away as they want, the status quo is achieved with very little effort!
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