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 I've just managed a three-footer! What! You may ask? Well, I'll explain... Michael Parkinson once said that if you could wee a stre...

 

 It's very simple - it's 'Bugger'! Yup, possibly unacceptable in some circles, but it is the single word beloved by our supe...

It had been ages since I'd met my oldest friends in the neighbourhood, Gloriette and Elias Sagtrouser, for one very good reason; 'Th...

Christmas Eve... This is the day when tradition demands that we visit as many supermarkets as we can, and count the number of customers with...

  The annual trek to the attic, to collect up all the Christmas decs which were chucked up at the end of last year, and cart them down the l...

  As some chums know, some of my formative years were spent in a Category C prison  boarding school in Wales, and despite all that, I left w...