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I knew it couldn't last! I bloody knew it! The curse of the electric windows on Mrs S's Ferrari-Royce-Standard.Ten-Punto has spread ...

Lilith seems to have vanished from my screen, and presumably my life, and now The Hitch has vanished up into the choir invisibule! Tuscan To...

OK now! Someone has upset Lilith! If the culprit(s) will leave their names here I can assure them of complete world-wide exposure, and also ...

As some friends will recall, Mrs S drives a 17 Litre Ferrari Super Bastard Fiat Punto. It is a great car, and we love twirling it round the ...

Frances STEPHENSON, aged 21, singlewoman, was charged with stealing a bay mare the property of Edward LINDSAY, at Raithby, on the 10th June ...

In October, 1987, I’d started driving to my work in Tonbridge, Kent, UK, 20 odd miles away from our house. I had started a new career, it wa...

Total embashment and terminal up-buggerance of the laptop occurred around lunchtime yesterday. The squeaks and bangs and pinking noises, plu...