Thursday, 30 July 2026

Medical, intestinal, whimsical and true...

One of my birthday cards from last week was from a good friend, and it has a comment well worth spreading to the nation!


Put my back out sleeping, and pull my neck sneezing, 

so...

I'm probably just one fart away from total paralysis!


Amen to that...

2 comments:

  1. Oh dear, the risks increase. What if a sneeze generates a fart when we're fast asleep?

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  2. Oh heck, I hadn't thought of that...

    It's the night cramps which seem to be so strong in this boiling climate change 'weather'! Thank goodness, Red Ed is off somewhere else now, his replacement isn't really in evidence, which can't be a bad thing!

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