tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1951383775805178587.post2963160090371101280..comments2024-03-28T18:43:48.393+00:00Comments on Scroblene...: Superplod wades in - again...Sen. C.R.O'Blenehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07482646859547203051noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1951383775805178587.post-23298932160095459022016-11-01T06:31:14.577+00:002016-11-01T06:31:14.577+00:00I think you'll find that the developers buying...I think you'll find that the developers buying the bypass are going to build small huts for that very reason, Ms Polly.<br /><br />At least the drains are in, there's no need for foundations, and the Allnite kebab and salmonella eatery is plugging into the grid as we speak, using the traditional method of stuffing the bare live wires in with two matchsticks...<br /><br />(Basil Kalashnikov is eighty-three, not thirty-eight as mentioned in the local Ebenezer Magazine).Scrobs.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12942449871600526680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1951383775805178587.post-31241657726718498762016-11-01T06:25:46.616+00:002016-11-01T06:25:46.616+00:00Precisely, Mr H! The council committee have vowed ...Precisely, Mr H! The council committee have vowed to abandon the bypass (sell it to developers), and reintroduce the bus route to the High Street. They claim that this will deter cars parking there! <br /><br />It is well known that the layout of the six keys on a standard PC keyboard are enough to excite any train-spotter...<br /><br />"Home - End<br />Insert - Page up<br />Delete - Page down'!<br /><br />It's disgusting!Scrobs.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12942449871600526680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1951383775805178587.post-294360151253672012016-10-31T11:26:24.982+00:002016-10-31T11:26:24.982+00:00As a dreadfully concerned citizen, may I ask the C...<br />As a dreadfully concerned citizen, may I ask the Committee how many of those so-called Calais "infants" are to be foist... er... farmed ou.... er accommodated in the village despite Mr Trumpet's strong objections to any such interlopers. <br /><br />I suppose that it will be necessary for the village elders to accede to requests/demands for licences for a certain type of specialist meateries, fruit juice stalls etc, but I am given to understand that in the sands from which most of them seem to have arrived, they are still regarded as ... er ... childpersons until the until they reach their 40th birthday and are also entitled to be accompanied by four female attendants and offspring(s). <br /><br />This of the utmost importance to life in our village and I trust that an early meeting of the council will be held to resolve matters. After all, it is incumbent upon everybody to sustain the highest of standards - and is, quite frankly, of more importance than cluttering the place up with unwanted bus lay-bys.<br /><br />Polly Cottonsox, Chief Librariannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1951383775805178587.post-46448036506512032332016-10-30T21:19:48.160+00:002016-10-30T21:19:48.160+00:00That new bus lay-by could be a problem. I’ve alrea...That new bus lay-by could be a problem. I’ve already heard folk moaning that it should be on a bus route. It’s no good Basil Kalashnikov boasting about the decorative tubs of Japanese knotweed. People have become much more demanding ever since the library computing and online train-spotting facility acquired a keyboard.A K Haarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05897490979828603179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1951383775805178587.post-76022921423309242142016-10-30T08:31:25.976+00:002016-10-30T08:31:25.976+00:00Mr Kalashnikov and some awful toerag called Toby B...Mr Kalashnikov and some awful toerag called Toby Blare were flatmates together Reevers, so it's logical that there would be something nasty going on behind the scenes!<br /><br />I assume you mean that the noise emanating from the Basingstoke Ebenezer Strict Church Hall is getting on your nerves then.<br /><br />I asked them round for a pork pie and a jug of beer, and they told me to sod off!<br /><br />Charming!Scrobs.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12942449871600526680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1951383775805178587.post-24856855999371751752016-10-30T08:03:40.686+00:002016-10-30T08:03:40.686+00:00So Kalashnikov got the job then! What you witnesse...So Kalashnikov got the job then! What you witnessed was a mere kerfuffle in a teapot. You wait until he starts painting bike lanes all over the pavements!<br /><br />I saw that the bell ringers at the church had been dismissed last week. That will make for nice quiet Sunday mornings for a change. Now if only Kalashnikov could kindly sort out incessant wailing in an unintelligible language from the local mosque, that would be of tremendous benefit to the community - (our community!).rvinoreply@blogger.com