Sodden Prickney Parish Council Offices.
Incident at side door, at last week’s Council Meeting.
Cynthia Molestrangler (Parish Clerk)
Sid Nobbage: (Office cleaner)
Cynthia Molestrangler : - ”Good evening Sid, can I leave my shopping trolley here please?”
Sid Nobbage : - “Sorry to say, Miss Molestrangler, that there’s no room for it here, I’ll put it round in the kitchen for you, it’ll be nice and dry there! I’ll keep an eye on it for you, and bring it round for you after the meeting!”
Cynthia Molestrangler : - “P**s off, you f*****g jumped up b****y b*****d, s**tbag, uneducated little bald-headed c**t! I want to f*****g leave it here, and I’m f*****g well going to f*****g leave the f***er here, whether you f*****g well like it or f*****g not!”
Sid Nobbage : - “D’you want to come back to my place later, I love it when you talk dirty”!